Me: Hey you – Yes you! Have you started the 2008 season and thought to yourself…”Hmmm, this old stick really ain’t cutting the mustard?”

*insert lots of nodding heads*

You: Why yes! Yes I have!

Me: WELL – thanks to THS and F-H-E you can say bye bye to that old hunk of you know what and hello to a brand spanking new Gryphon Taboo Amber ‘08, for $100 off the RRP! Yes, you read right…$100 off the RRP!

You: It can’t be true…can it?

Me: Hell yeah it can! Thanks to our friends at F-H-E, they’ve announced a monthly for Hockey Show subscribers!

You: …but hang on a minute, I’m not a THS subscriber yet…wow, this is awkward.

Me: WHY NOT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHY DO YOU READ THIS AND NOT SIGN UP TO OUR FREE SUBSCRIPTION SERVICE? DON’T YOU KNOW WHAT YOU’RE MISSING OUT ON? ARGGGGHHHH…..

You: Errr…..ummm…..sorry, I guess I’m a little lazy.

Me: Damn straight you are. But just cause I like you a little bit and the way you drag, you can have a brief insight into the crazy mixed up world of a THS subscriber…for a few days.

You: This infomercial has really deteriorated rather quickly.

Me: I know. I get carried away.

CLICK HERE for all the details! and then SUBSCRIBE, SUBSCRIBE, SUBSCRIBE.

…but hurry – this offer ends April 30. Steak knives not included.

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